Move over,
Google Scholar! Microsoft has apparently decided to join the scholarly search fray with
Microsoft Academic Search (MAS). The page (whose logo indicates it is in beta test) allows you to search for papers and authors and find all sorts of fascinating (to the author's mother) information ... about someone who may or may not be her offspring.
I discovered this when someone sent me an email message expressing confusion about my relationship to "Paul B. Callahan". Trust me, his confusion was dwarfed by mine, as I've never heard of Mr. (Dr.?) Callahan. The author of the email included a link to
this page on MAS. Since the page is likely to change in the future, I'll embed a snapshot below.
That is in fact my smiling face next to Dr. Callahan's name, and the "Homepage" link does take you to my home page. In addition to the difference in names, I have never been at Johns Hopkins University (which I'm sure comes as a relief to them), I know next to nothing about neuroscience, and I skipped the pharmacological portions of the '60s and '70s.
So I tried searching MAS for "Paul A. Rubin" and ended up
here. Again, I'll include a screen shot.
The picture might be me if taken in very low light, and once again the homepage link is to my home page. My association with George Mason University is much like my association with Johns Hopkins University: nonexistent. (For future reference, I have no association with any university whose school name is or sounds like the first and last names of a person.) "Business Administration and Economics" might fit me, to the extent that some of my publications are in journals that fall in that category (and I did teach in a business school), but nuclear physics and nuclear energy are a major mismatch. My parole office won't let me have a slingshot, much less get near anything fissile. For that matter, I'm wondering if the PAR at GMU (if one really exists) actually has one foot in business and another in nuclear anything. (I say "another" and not "the other" because playing with nuclear stuff has been known to cause mutations.)
If you examine the list of publications on that second page, some are mine and some are very much not.
I searched the site for instructions on how to report errors. The answer is that you do not report them; you edit them out yourself. I have no idea if this means that anyone with an account can edit these pages (what could possibly go wrong with that?), or if the "owner" has to edit the page (in which case who owns the second one, me or my doppelganger at GMU?). In any event, I have no intention of creating an account with Microsoft just so that I can clean up their errors.
If I could edit the pages, I'd be tempted to change my photos into links to Google Scholar. So probably MS is just as happy that I'm not setting up an account.
